Damn, sometimes my hair looks really nice.

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

gifyourass:

This show is gold

thisiseverydayracism:

marchoftigers:

Hey everyone: for those of you who are wondering, the Westboro Baptist Church and gonna bandwagon on he death of Micheal Brown in order to promote even more hateful rhetoric. Please don’t let them do this. If you can, send the people of Ferguson support. If not, then signal boost this as a warning.

SIGNAL BOOST

geoclaire:

awwww-cute:

My brother was hoping his new pets would get along

georhi
I’M SCREAMING.

geoclaire:

awwww-cute:

My brother was hoping his new pets would get along

georhi

I’M SCREAMING.

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous

danofthetubes:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

#tell your dad I said thanks for funding my lifestyle

GOD DAMMMNNNNNNNN

Marry, Fuck, Kiss, Cuddle, Get Drunk With send me FIVE names.

wayfaringpunk:

this ones great because I don’t have to kill anyone


are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

beatle-sexual:

paulmccartneysfacebook:

there was a band who had a drummer

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r-i-n-g-o

r-i-n-g-o

r-i-n-g-o

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i’ve been waiting for this post for so long

-vicfuentesarms-:

Dave Grohl everybody 😂

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started